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Navjot Singh Sidhu Shayari

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 Sidhu Shayari for Anushka Sharma on promotion of movie Sultan

Jiski Zulf ko dekh k Banda Madmast Baadal ho jaaye

Roop Aisa Qatil k Aashique bhi Paagal ho jaaye

Zarurat Kya hai Mahotrma aapko Kushti Akhade ki

Aap Muskra do bade se bada Pehalwan Ghayal ho Jaaye

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 Random Shayari in Kapil Sharma show

 
Kya Kabhi Ullu Ko Raat Mein Sota Dekha Hai

Kya Kabhi Machliyon ko Sabun Se Nahate Dekha Hai

Aadate jo Lag Jaaye Kahaan wo Jaldi Badalti hai

Kya Kabhi Kutte ki Dum ko Seedhe Hote Dekha Hai

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Sidhu Shayari for -Deepika padukone- in Comedy Nights with Kapil

 

Aap ke chehre ki chamak ne puri mehfil ko chamkaya hai

       Mano  aasman se utar kr chand dharti pe chala aaya hai

       Aap pariyo ki shehjadi hai to kabhi jannat ki hoor lgti ho

       Deepika ko mere khuda ne khad khad ke tarash tarsh ke badi fursat mein bnaya hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sidhu Shayari for -Sunny Leone- in Comedy Nights with Kapil

 

  Aaj Is Mausam ko dekho,suraj Gulabi aur Aasman Neela Hai

       Deewano ke Dilo ka purja purja hua Dheela hai

 

        Mausam Bhi Madhosh hai,Iss Husan ke jalwe ko dekh kar..

       Lagta hai har taraf Sunny Leone ki hi Leela Hai

 

 

Sidhu Shayari for -Sunny Leone Episode - in Comedy Nights with Kapil for Jai Bhanushali taunting for working with Sunny

 

 

 

  Jai Bhanushaali tum kismat se apna Kaam Karwa Gaye

Ye Dil mein Mohabbat ka Bheej Bharpa Gaye

Arrey Hum Sabh to Aahein Bharte reh Gaye Bethe Bethe

Tum Chupe Rustam Nikle Guru Chaa Gaye ... 

 

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 Sidhu Shayari for The Great Khali -Comedy Nights with Kapil

Shurveero Mein Sabse Mahaan hai Khali

Dushmano Ke Liye Maut ka Samaan hai Khali

Aur Kya Kahun Iss Wrestling ke Yodha k Baare Mein

Hindustaan ki Aan Baan aur Shaan Hai Khali

 

 

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Sidhu Shayari for Himself (how he changed from silent to so Talkative ) at Comedy Nights with kapil

 

Nazar Badli Nazare Badle


Kashti badli Kinaare Badle

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Soch Unchi Banda Shenshaah Shaho ka Shah...


Aur Sochi Neechi Aadmi Bikhari...


Haath Mein Tootha Than Than Paal -Madan Gopal

 

 

Sidhu Shayari for Sushant -Comedy Nights with kapil

 

Andheri raato Mein ye Chiraag Jala Deta hai


Iske chehre pe khile huye noor ko dekh


Bollywood valo ko ye Andaaz Naya Deta hai

 

Sidhu Shayari for Shoaib Akhtar and Harbhajan Singh-Comedy Nights with kapil

 

Aaj cricket ki duniya ke vo sher  hain Aaye


Maidaan-e Jung mein jinhone Senkdo Itihaas Hain Banaaye


Harbhajan aur Shoaib k vaar ko bach nahi sakta hai koi


Sabh ho jaate hai Chakna Choor jo in dono se Takraye

 
 

 

Pakistan Team Duaa in world cup

Is tarah shaamat Meri Mehmaan Na ho ,


Kismat mere Liye Itni Beimaan Na Ho,


World Cup mein Bhejne Se Pehle Ye Karam karna Ae Khuda


Is Taraf Hum Na Ho , Us taraf Hindustaan Na ho

 
 
    
 
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Sidhu Shayari for "Saniya Mirza" -Comedy Nights with Kapil

 

Aasman ki unchayiyo tak Parvaas kar sakti hai

 

Apne Dum Pe wo Duniya Pe Raaz kar sakti hai

 

Bete ki Chahat rakhne valo ko,Saniya ne bataya hai

 

Peediya Betiyon Pe bhi Naaz kar sakti hai

 
 

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Sheron ko azadi hai, Azadi ke Paaband rahein...
Jisko chahein cheerein-phaadein, khaayein-peeyein, Anand karein.
 
     
       

✵AlSO READ: Navjot singh sidhu QUOTES✵

 

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Raag Bajta Hai Rang Bajta Hai

Pyaar Ka Ang Ang Bajta Hai

Aap Jab hansti hai Janab-e-wala Hazoor-e-wali

Aise Lagta hai ki Rooh ka Jal Tarang Bajta hai

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Parakhne se Rishta Nahi Badalta Rehta  ,Kisi Bhi Aayine Mein Chehra Nahi Badalta  Rehta
Bade Logo ko Milne Mein Faasla Rakhna Guru,Darya Jab Samandar Mein Mila Darya Nahi Rehta

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Usoolon pe aanch aaye toh takrana zaroori hai,


Aur zinda ho toh zinda nazar aana zaroori hai...

 

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Pedh phal se, Insaan karam se, aur Koyal apni kook se jaani jaati hai.

 

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Darya hain hum, humein apna hunar malum hai,

Guzarenge jidhar se raasta hojayega....

 

 

                                                                                                                                                     

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Ik Aag si Hum Lagane Aa gaye

Is Sehra Mein Gul Khilane Aa Gaye

Ae Gam Apna Boriya Bistar Baandh le

Hum Fiza mein Khushi Failaane aa gaye


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Beauty Parlor Chali Jaati hain ,Aaye Din wo


Beauty Parlor Mein Unka Maqsad Hai Masale Hood ho jaana


Magar Ye Baat kisi Begum ki Samajh Mein kyu Naahi Aati


K Mumkin nahi hai Kishmish ka Fir se Angoor Ho Jaana

 
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                          Chambe Diyan Velaa Tere Gutt De Valanve Ni

                          Baariyan Cho Mukhde Di Paindi Payi Jhaat Ni

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                                                                       Aa Mere Pind
Coke di jagah te challe lassi...
coffe di jagah te challe chaah goriye...
chit nahio karna walyet jaan nuuuu
ik vaari pind sade aa goriye... :)
 
 
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                                                                        Assi Te Tussi
 
Je Tussi Nakal Maari Ta Hoshiyari
Je Assi Maariye Ta Cheater..
Saada Kutta Kutta te tuhada Kutta Peter...
Je Assi Ainak Lagayiye ta Fukrey Actor
Je Tussi Lagao ta Katrina..
Saada Kabootar-Kabootar Tuhada Kabootar Cheena...
Je Assi Kariye ta Vehle
Je Tussi Karo ta Chat ..
Saadi Billi-Billi te tuhadi Billi Cat.
 
 
 
 
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NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU PUNJABI SHAYARI

Gongaloo Kha Kha Pet Bhar Gya,.....Baat na Pooche Koi

Tarle Maardi Budhadi Mar Gayi ,....Oye Daal khwa deyo Koi

 

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(Sidhu Shayari for Prakash Singh Badal & Sukhbir Badal)

"Palle Tel Na Kadai ,Chale Banaaun Mathyayi ........."


 

 

"Na Tin (3) cho na Terah(13) Cho

Na Tokre de Beran Cho

Na Playera cho na Spareaa cho......."

 

 

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Eh Nazran Nahi Bniya Jhukan Vaaste

Eh Te Baniya Ne Shaheediya Te Khumariya De layi

Do Kamman Vaaste Tera Ser Baneya

Ya Aariya De Layi Ya Yaariyan De Layi

 

 

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Jinhe Hum Haar Samajhte the Gale Mein Sajane k Liye

Wo Hi Ab Naag Ban Bethe Kaat Khaane k Liye

 

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Navjot Singh Sidhu Quotes PDF Print E-mail

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Sidhu Famous Cricket Quote

 

1) "I lean on statistics like a dunken man leans on a lamppost only for support,not illumination."

Punjabi Translate

(Mein Aankde te us tarah aitbaar karda haan ,Jis tarah koi sharaabi lamppost parkash layi nahi Sago Sahare Layi karda hai)

                         Sidhu Cricket Quote 1

 

 

2)  "My Idea of a Bird is  36-24-36"

 

 

 

 

 

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                        Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (2)

 

3) "Troubles are like babies the more you nurse them the more they grow"

Punjabi Translate:

(Musibat bacheya di tarah hai ,Jinn der  tussi Kol rakh sambhoge Uhni hi Vaddi ho jaayegi )

                       Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (3)

 

4) The Greatest Thrill for a Woman to see a woman fatter than her.

Punjabi Translate:

Sabto zyada khushi ik aurat nu apne to moti aurat nu dekh k hundi hai  i

 

                       Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (4)

 

5)  "All that comes from a cow is not milk. "

Punjabi Translate:

Har Cheez Jo Gau to mildi hai oh Dudh nahi hundi .

 

                       Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (5)

 

6) "If my aunty had a moustache then she would be my Uncle"

Needing 14 off 2 balls, an optimistic Rameez Raja hoped Ishant would ball a no ball to help Pakistan and Sidhu went in a flash -

Translate:

"Je Meri Chachi diya Muccha Hundiya ta Mein usnu Chacha kehnda "

 

                        Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (6)

 

 

7) A Girl born beautiful is half married

 Punjabi Translate:

          Sohni  Kudi nu viyah layi mundeya di kami nahi hundi,adha kamm suhappan hi kar dinde ..bas usnu kise munde nu haan kehni hundi.

                       Sidhu Cricket Quote 7

 

8) "Women are worse than wine .They intoxicate both the holder and the beholder"

Punjabi Translate:

          Aurat Shraab naalo v zyada haankikark hai,Oh Dharak te dekhan vale ,dona nu Nashayi kar dindiye 

 

                        Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (8)

 

9) "He Swung Ball like a banana"

Punjabi Translate:

          Usne gend nu kele vaangu Swing karaya 

                        Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (9)

 

 10) "If you are trying to beat india in their home then you are trying to get milk out of an oax"

Punjabi Translate:

          Je tussi India nu usde desh haraan di gal kar rahe ho ta isda matlab tussi  Bald cho dudh nikalan di koshish kar rahe ho.

                        Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (10) 

 

11) "Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like Jack n Jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the oppositions".

Punjabi Translate:

          Ganguly ehni  susat field kar reha hai jiwen Jack n Jill da jack baalti runs di  Virodhi dhir nu de reha hove .

                          Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (11)

 

12) "His slower ball was so slow that my mamma can run faster than that"

Punjabi Translate:

          Usdi slow ball ehni slow si k meri maa v isto tez bhajj sakdi hai .

                          Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (12)

 

13) "Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar "

 

Punjabi Translate:

          Deep Dasgupta uhni hi Uljhan vich hai Jinna ik bacha Topless Bar ch Hunde .

                          Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (13)

 

14) "The Ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot parantha

Punjabi Translate:

          Gend Usde hathan cho aiwen tilak gayi jiwen Garam Pranthe toh Makhan .

                           Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (14)

 

15) "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends on the rope"

Punjabi Translate:

          Ganguly ne rassi de dono paase dubde aadmi satt ditte han .

                            Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (15)

 

16) "Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze"

Punjabi Translate:

          Indian team Sachin to bina aiwen jiwen kise nu galwakdi bina chumban .

                            Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (16)

 

17) "He looks as uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine"

Punjabi Translate:

          Oh ehna beAaram lag reha jiwen Seh da pichwada .

                             Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (17)

 

18)"The Gap between bat and pad is so much that i would have driven a car through"

Punjabi Translate:

          Bat te Pad vich ehna faasla si k mein us vicho car chala k le jaanda .

 

                               Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (18)

 

19) "Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald."

Punjabi Translate:

          Anubhav ik kanghi di tarah hai ,zindagi tuhanu udo dindi hai jad tussi ganje ho jaande ho.

 

                               Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (19)

 

 20) "The third Umpire should be changed as oftern as nappies and for the same reason"

Punjabi Translate:

          Cricket vich teesre Umpire nu uhni jaldi hi badal dena chahida hai jinni jaldi bacheya de langot badle jaande.

                               Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (20)

 

21) "Eddie Nicholas is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his own hands"

Punjabi Translate:

          Eddie Nicholas aisa aadmi hai jo dona hatha naal apna pichwada nahi labh sakda .

                              Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (21)

 

22)" A hair on head is worth two in the brush ."

Punjabi Translate:

          Ser te Ik vaal Brush te do valaan naalo changa hai .

                               Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (22)

 

23) "Statistics are like miniskirts they reveal more than what they hide."

Punjabi Translate:

          Aankde  choti skitt di tarah hunde ne,jo chupande ghat te dikhande zyaada ne.

                             Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (23)

 

24)"The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls."

Punjabi Translate:

          Jis Tarah Indian Team diya wickets digg rahiya ne ,uh meinu Patiala de Rajendra Talkies di yaad dilanda hai ,

jithe Ik cycle diggan te saare digg Jaande si .

                             Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (24)

 

25) "India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped."

Punjabi Translate:

         Indian team us apahij Cobra vaangu lag rahi hai jisde dand kadd ditte hunde ne .

                             Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (25)

 

26) "There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,but its that of an ocoming train which will run them over."

Punjabi Translate:

         Udhar gufa de dusre taraf India layi roshni hai ,par eh us gaddi di hai jo uhna de uparo guzar jaayegi.

 

                             Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (26)

 

27) "The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis!Let me tell you ,my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!"

Punjabi Translate:

         Bhartiya Team Kiwis (Newzealand) nu haraan vali hai ,mein tenu dasda mere dost ,ki Kiwi hi ik aisa panchi hai poori duniya vich jisde khamb nahi hunde .

                              Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (27)

28) "He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel bit cannot go beyond 30!"

Punjabi Translate:

         Uh India de three wheeler di tarah hai jo bahut diesel peenda hai par 30 toh upar nahi jaanda.

                              Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (28)

 

29) "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !"

Punjabi Translate:

         Uh gend ehni upar gayi k oh apne naal air hostess nu v thalle le aandi.

                              Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (29)

 

30) "Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn ."

Punjabi Translate:

         Wickets vahuti di tarah hundiya ne - tuhanu kadi pata nahi lagda oh kehde paase jaangiya .

                              Sidhu Cricket Quote 1 (30)